Aliens, dude

tysonhos:

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bark bark bark

Arguing with blink fans on Reddit on why you shouldn’t be okay with stalking the band was not on my 2024 bingo card



Do these people not understand boundaries???? Lol

elokitties:

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they’re getting cooked I fear

7more:

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the mullet is so fucking real

antiquesintheattic:

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does he know this is still an option

antiquesintheattic:

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never not thinking about her

phoebesbridgers:

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its them <3

bonersniper:

were-ralph:

georgebbwbush:

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

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CUNT force trauma

loverinstinct:

findersfeeders:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you’re just like. Oh ok

I saw a Thing one time about how the earliest sign of civilization is a healed femur because that shows that we were taking care of each other because if we Didn’t a broken leg would mean you Die because you can’t. Do things

And I was thinking about this and I remembered also seeing an article about this one mated pair of crows where one of them broke its beak and thus couldn’t properly feed itself on its own. So the other one helps

So basically I have connected the two dots (“you didn’t connect shit”) I’ve connected them

And also they not only use tools but teach each other how to construct them, so uh

Really makes you think

Realistically I know immortality would kinda suck but I’d love to see where crows are going with this

Fun fact, there is little info on crows (as far as species of interest go) because they’re so good at evading human tactics for collection and observation. I had a friend who studied them in grad school. Not only do they describe humans to each other (so crows you’ve never seen before will avoid you), they also learn the precise distance of net cannons (for trapping and tagging) after 1 encounter and then stand at that distance the entire time (making naive researchers think maybe they can juuuust caych em). So basically you need to befriend them (a common strategy), or find a murder that’s never seen you before (researchers wear presidents masks to throw them off, but then they remember and describe the cars). In this case, you have one chance to collect enough in the group to get good data. Whatever crow you catch once, you probably will never catch again, ruling out biosensing devices (like they use with other birds and turtles n junk).

The latest big finding about crows is that they have a grasp of knowledge breadth, meaning they “know what they know” meaning they are conscious (self aware), have subjective experiences and can reflect on their knowledge. (Source) This also implies they have an understanding of the unknown.

Look up Andreas Nieder and Jon Marzluff’s work if you want the deep skinny.

@todaysbird

stopbeinggaymikey:

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I am not commenting

antiquesintheattic:

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it always looks like it pains him to just keep his eyes open

markhoppus:
“On the way to Atlantic City for the show tonight. Here’s my view for the next two hours. Back of Tom’s head.
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markhoppus:

On the way to Atlantic City for the show tonight. Here’s my view for the next two hours. Back of Tom’s head.

antiquesintheattic:

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alright ryan